a place to lay the head

We have chosen Mitcham Private Hospital (or 'horse pital' if you're holding your tongue!) to bring little Horatio into this crazy world.

If you can't afford to live in the area (!) then you could always have a baby there - that way, on your baby's birth certificate it will have someplace decent and you can always lie to your children and tell them you didn't always live in Bayswater ...

now that is a plan